Thursday, January 22, 2004
LOL, guess who got a new laptop for Christmas?
Hmmm, pressies...:
"I didn't realize how '1984' my old computer was until I opened the box and unveiled the sleek and brilliant Presario. With Centrino wireless so I don't have to hover pathetically in the dusty and lightless 'couch room'. With a giant screen that's really very 'CIA Operative-y'. With a CD drive that works, a floppy drive that works, a power cord that works, a battery that works and a space bar that works. Stupid Dell. My Dell computer was the computer equivalent of the 100% molded plastic Ford Edsel. Dell can suck my dick."
